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2010-04-20T21:04:00.000-04:00

FHL

2010-04-20T20:40:00.002-04:00

While walking home today I saw a guy limping, clearly injured, down the sidewalk carrying a red mascot lobster head in one hand and the body in the other.

FHL.

Haute Disney

2010-04-16T13:14:00.001-04:00

Just when I thought magazines had run out of ways to profile designers, Elle Espana figured out how to portray some of the world's most abstruse and eccentric minds the way everyone else sees them: as cartoons. Beyond genius!

Go to Refinery 29 to see Karl Lagerfeld, Dolce & Gabbana, Marc Jacobs and a few others drawn as Disney characters.

The Anti Jon & Kate

2010-04-15T21:57:00.001-04:00

There was a time when I was an avid fan of the now infamous TLC program Jon & Kate Plus 8. Tiny half Asian children being watched over by a bossy mom and laissez-faire dad -- cute. We all learned however that their suburban life straddling the line between watchability and insanity would quickly dissolve. Shitshow.

Luckily that show's done and we have a shinier, wealthier, more tan big family to watch! 9 by Design is this new show on Bravo that follows a bohemian husband and wife design team who, with their 7 children, move into a house, completely design and rebuild it, then move to another house. The concept is kind of strange and obviously impractical what with all their children under 12 years old. But because of their free spirit outlook on life and pretty furniture, it's a pleasure to watch. By the way the kids names are Wolfgang, Bellamy, Tallulah, Breaker, Five, Holleder, and Major. Reality television!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How's my taste?

2010-02-09T23:46:00.000-05:00

It's scary to be back. Luckily Ira is here to save the day. If you're at any stage of trying to create something - movies, music, a piece of writing, anything that tells a story - this is a must-watch:

So go forth, build your catalog and let's bridge our respective motherf*cking gaps!

Thanks @lauramei for the link hook-up.

Back to the Runway

2009-08-21T10:08:00.009-04:00

Let's all exhale; last night's Project Runway debut on Lifetime didn't suck! In fact, it was good. Save a startling/annoying emotional episode ya done good, Lifetime.

The contestants appear to be the ragtag group of kooks, normals, gays, free-spirits and blondes typical of PR seasons past. The first challenge was boring but I guess they have to play up the red carpet and celebrity factor now that they're in L.A. (Side note: didn't Tim Gun look oddly nervous when he was announcing the challenge? Maybe the smog was getting to him.) I'm sure all the contestants breathed a sigh of relief that their first task wasn't going to involve making a garment out of curtains or palm tree leaves or something. Except Malvin, aka "I'm soooo androgynous" who claims he doesn't care about red carpets or watch TV. Get over yourself and get haircut.

The drama, served on a silver platter, came from Johnny the recovering crystal meth addict. The intensity and pressure of competition was just too much for him and he had to go and take a moment. And cry. Tim Gunn comes to alleviate his fears of being a failure, Johhny wipes the mascara from his face and gets back to work. He turned out something quite decent that the judges liked. If I had tried out for PR but didn't make it and saw some fool crying that he couldn't take the heat before the first stitch was even sewn I'd probably throw my shoe at the TV.

The Runway. Ah the runway. Goddess Heidi steps out to introduce the judges and all is right with the world again. While I applaud Lifetime's success in capturing the "feel" of the show for the most part, it's definitely obvious that Bravo has a higher airbrushing budget. Michael had bags under his eyes I never saw on Bravo and Nina looked almost old, albeit still chic and radiant. But Heidi, Michael and Nina looked like tens next to the surprise guest judge. Yup Lindsay Lohan took a break from peddling spray tan to offer her expert opinion on red carpet looks. God she looked terrible. I'm not even referring to her weight but her face? Not the face of a 22 year old. It's the face of a 45 year old haggard divorcee who's on 3 pack a day habit. Have a glass of water, Linds.

The looks were good, if not that exciting. My favorite was Nicolas's funky LBD with the woven silver design.

The winner was Ra'mon, whose gown was interesting, pretty and elegant all the way around. Great first effort. If it's any indicator of what's to come, I'd say he's going to make it to the top three easily.

Now for the loser. I'm so proud of the judges for voting Ari off even though what she made was technically more innovative than Mitchell's see-through miu miu or Qrystil's tacky Lisa Frank-inspired mess. Ari straight-up didn't give a shiz. I'll forgive her for not sketching but she ignored the challenge, did whatever she wanted, and made up some half-ass explanation. What I did find amusing was her uncanny resemblance to Samantha Ronson, Linds's DJ gf. Coincidence?

A solid beginning to what looks like will be a good, fun season.

Sometimes I Just Get Excited

2009-08-19T11:22:00.007-04:00

Here are some reasons why:
Blueprint 3 track list. Drops 9/11. But you knew that.

Top Chef Las Vegas premieres tonight. No more snake lady Gael Greene or ol' Dead Eyes Choi. It's just Padma, Tom, the real Gail, and brand new cheftestants, the way God intended it to be. Today is a holiday. In fact I may take tomorrow off to celebrate.

It's hot outside. Really hot and I love it.

The September Issue is out in theatres in less than 10 days. Rachel Zoe once said in an interview that if she could re-style any movie it would be The Devil Wears Prada because "real people who work in fashion don't dress like that." There's a connection there somewhere. (Photo courtesy of GlamBuzz)

I'm only partly excited about this but Project Runway LA premieres this Thursday. I'm holding off judgment until the first episode.

Love > Time

2009-08-19T09:32:00.011-04:00

On Friday I saw the much-anticipated (at least in my circles) book to film adaptation of The Time Traveler's Wife. The book is one of the most heartbreaking novels I have ever read. If you're not sobbing inconsolably by the end you're a robot. Naturally I was eager to find out if the film was as much of a tearjerker as the book.

Rachel McAdams plays Clare, the female lead -- an obvious choice but nonetheless, a great one. I always say this but her biggest strength as an actress and what separates her from the ScarJos and Amy Adams's is that she has the ability to play 15 or 45. She should win the Oscar for Best Facial Expressions. Also, they should create that category. Opposite McAdams is Eric Bana as Henry, the Time Traveler. Bana's performance is shaky and he seems disoriented but given that his character time travels involuntarily and winds up naked in strange places, I guess he nailed it!

The film is directed beautifully despite the fact the ending gets twisted a bit (won't go any further lest I spoil it). As a viewer you're pretty sure this isn't going to end well but still understand why Clare and Henry would want to try and live like any another other couple. There are a few gaping holes in the story -- dude, he time travels -- but you're able to shrug them off pretty easily.

It's a tender, sad movie that is well done enough to avoid being cheesy (ahem, The Notebook) or just all-out ridiculous. If you've read the book it's a must-see and if you haven't, it's still not a bad way to spend your evening. BRING TISSUES.

Real Life Rogers and Pongos

2009-08-12T11:23:00.010-04:00

Here's a cute and silly NY Times Well Blog post about dogs resembling their owners. Every time I notice this on the sidewalks it cracks me up. The classic example is, of course, Roger and Pongo from the underrated and shockingly disturbing Disney classic 101 Dalmatians. Take a gander at my faves:

You can scan the whole slideshow.

Weekend Warrior

2009-08-10T11:46:00.007-04:00

I had a great weekend enjoying many of the activities of which I am fond: hanging out with high school friends, doing laundry, sitting around, and riding bikes. Amrit is in town visiting his sisters so I met up them on the Upper East Side for drinks and a later supper at Beyoglu, a Turkish restaurant I'd been wanting to try. Much to the table's dismay they had run out of the two dishes everyone was planning on ordering: Iskender Kebab (thinly sliced lamb baked with tomato sauce and a garlicky yogurt atop pita bread - flavor explosion central) and Doner Kebab. Despite this majorly bad news, we decided to stay because it was nearing 10pm and everyone was hungry. The food was good but I definitely want to reserve my final judgment for when I can actually eat what I want. Food aside it was awesome seeing Amrit, one of my closest friends from home.

Saturday I did huge batch of laundry and lounged. Most weekends I'm worrying about what really fun thing to do or see next and don't allow myself to just be (I know -- poor me). But this weekend I consciously kept open. That night Arif and I went to a great Italian restaurant in Soho, Il Corallo Trattoria. Fresh, tasty pasta for pennies. The service is so-so but with such well-priced, good food we didn't mind too much.

Sunday was our "active" day. We took a long walk then headed to Hudson Urban Bicycles, an awesome bike rental shop and checked out two beach cruisers for the afternoon. We made our way uptown along the Hudson bike path. I had a slight altercation with an older lady who refused to get out of the way even after I rang my bell (twice!). But other than that, it was a great way to spend the Sunday.

Adventures in Cooking: Quiche

2009-07-06T10:13:00.010-04:00

I kicked off my 4th of July Saturday by making one of my favorite dishes - quiche. I "followed" a simple recipe, with a few improvised adjustments (in italics)

4 eggs
1/2 cup mayo (I substituted for low-fat)
1 cup half and half
3 strips turkey bacon
2 tablespoons flour
1 package frozen spinach
1 cup shredded mexican blend cheese
half a large white onion
2 tablespoons of butter
Salt & pepper to taste

I started by sauteing the turkey bacon. Once they were crispy, I placed them on a paper towel. I then cooked the onions in some butter while the spinach thawed. I beat the eggs, half and half, mayo together with some salt and pepper then added the cheese. Once the onions sweated out a bit, I added the spinach and let them melt down. I then added the flour -- or at least the powdery white stuff in the unmarked jar I assumed was flour...

Once the veggies were all cooked together and cooled (so as not to scramble the eggs) I combined everything and poured it into a store-bought pie crust. I added some cheese to the top for good measure and let bake in a 350 pre-heated oven for 50 minutes.

After a couple of bites we noticed the quiche had a sweetness to it. I assumed it was the onions. But after giving it a little more thought I suspected something was afoot. I went over to the "flour" jar and took a taste. It was confectioner's sugar.

It actually ended up pretty tasty anyway but I think next time I'll make sure to taste my ingredients.

Dancin Machine

2009-06-26T12:05:00.014-04:00

I was eight years old when I had my first taste of competition and I have Michael Jackson, in part, to thank.

My parents and I were at a neighborhood party. They were held once a month at a multi-purpose room with the DJ on one side and tables of food on the other. In the middle was the designated dance floor. The crowd was a mix of mostly senior citizens, parents and their young kids. The children usually played outside but I of course preferred the company of adults.

This particular party a dance contest was being held. It required a partner and, since everyone my age had no interest in partaking, I befriended an elderly lady and boldly asked her to dance. She happily obliged. Now my memory has more than likely blurred the sequence of events and indeed, the night in general but this part I remember vividly: As soon as I stepped onto the dance floor and saw I was the only kid participating in the contest I became embarrassed. As much as I didn't want to be part of the kids' circle I wanted even more to be perceived as cool and dancing with an old lady? Not cool. I almost backed out but instead I walked up to the DJ booth and asked,

"Excuse me! Do you have any Michael Jackson?"

The DJ looked down, smirked, and said, "Uhh yeah. A lot."

Humiliated by my ignorance but determined still I asked, "Can you play 'Black or White?'" Before he could answer, I turned around and thought to myself, I am winning this dance contest. He played the song and we danced.

We got third place. Our shared prize was a six-pack of glasses with a fruit design on them, which I got to keep. The thrill and fun of competition had been planted - thanks to a song.

The Anna Show

2009-06-25T14:29:00.003-04:00

The trailer for soon-to-be-released, Sundance darling Vogue-umentary, The September Issue. Like any aspiring fashionista worth her labels, I am trembling with anticipation.

The New Pretty

2009-06-24T09:25:00.019-04:00

Zac Efron, dude from Gossip Girl (no, other dude -- dude that looks like Zac Efron), Edward Cullen. America, this is who you think is beautiful. I'll admit I'm guilty of helping put 17 Again at the top of the box office. Um twice. But do you find it a bit odd that we (I mean 'we' as a celebrity-obsessed collective) have the same famous crushes as our middle school-aged (and younger) counterparts? Feel creepy no longer. It turns out we're in the middle of a revolution. And, like most things wrong with society today, you can blame Ashton Kutcher.

Today's Observer points out that "...those wide-set eyes, the narrow nose that flares up at the tip just so, the childish puffy cheeks and the not-too-rugged jaw lines, topped with carefully placed strands of layered hair" that seemingly all leading man-boys possess are simply part of a Hollywood evolution. It's been a slow progression, starting with @aplusk back in 2003 hiding his wispy bangs under his hideous trucker hats. Today it's the New Male Beauty. According to one fancy prof who's an expert on physical attractiveness:

"Fifteen years ago, when men came in, they absolutely wanted to maintain that rugged look, which meant that higher bridge and stronger features, but now they want a softer look. Our culture is leaning towards a more empathetic man who can understand a woman’s feelings, and that comes out in new facial features."

Ryan Reynolds on Jon & Kate

2009-06-23T09:17:00.012-04:00

Underestimated for his comedic chops and slightly overestimated for his studliness, Ryan Reynolds is one the most entertaining actors around. (Re: Just Friends; Definitely, Maybe). While I wish he'd been able to be the screwy one in The Proposal instead of Sandra Bullock, I'm glad he's finally getting a piece of the media's attention. And look! He's even up on his current events:

"I wanna see 'Jon & Kate Plus Eight: The Musical,' Jon versus Kate. I wanna see four kids on one side and for kids on the other, snapping menacingly to music as they walk toward one another." - New York Daily News.

Buying Season

2009-06-19T09:11:00.027-04:00

Unlike runway and couture shows, resort collections are all about the consumer. Designers want to make retail-friendly looks that appeal to the fashionable, buying crowd. I don't fancy myself a member of the latter club but if I were, here's what I would buy:

Yigal Azrouel - The turban trend rages on

Proenza Schouler - Swooning over the layered folds

Balenciaga - Matchy-matchy done right

Jenni Kayne - The sheer top with the ornate skirt is effortlessly cool

Lanvin - I just want to be this girl

3.1 Phillip Lim - A suit I can hang with

Phi - I'd lose the bike shorts and opt for a bare leg but other than that, the ideal drinks & dancing frock

Stella McCartney - White for summer - No brainer

Stella McCartney - This collection gets a double nod of approval because it was my favorite so far. Light and chic summer wear at its best

Did Amazing Happen?

2009-06-18T13:33:00.019-04:00

One of my favorite literary adages is: write what you know. Full disclosure: I don't know basketball. Well not much anyway. I spent a handful of my formative years watching the Chicago Dynasty with my overexcited father (which remains some of the best memories I have of my dad). And in fifth grade I received the consolatory "Coach's Award" from my coach, probably because I was a kiss-ass and he was embarrassed for me. But from high school on I paid little attention to the NBA mostly because Michael retired and my dad had moved on to his current "athletic" endeavor: golf.

Indeed my knowledge of b ball is cursory, at best. So why am I writing about it, you ponder? Because two days ago I read Bill Simmons's Kobe '09: Change we can believe in? (thanks Jim!). Apparently Bill Simmons is a big-shot sports journalist? Whatever. What he wrote excited me. He explored the media's obsession with labeling Kobe as a changed man from last season. He used three key questions to structure his argument:

1. Did Kobe Bryant change as a player/person/leader/performer from 2008 to 2009, or did his circumstances change?

2. Did the '09 Lakers really like each other, or was it like a Bill-Hillary thing?

3. Why was the media so desperate to convince us Kobe HAD changed, that his quest to win a fourth title was a storyline that dwarfed all others, that we needed to understand this was a GREAT PLAYER WE ARE WATCHING, that he really wants this, that he's like a coach out there ... I mean, what was the motivation here?

Simmons tackles each of these issues with erudite vigor, wit, and an unabashed love for the game (he devotes an entire, pretty unnecessary paragraph on Jordan's charisma). It's inspired and totally fun. Read, even if you don't really follow the NBA. (But especially if you don't like Kobe.)

Down with Up

2009-06-18T11:56:00.008-04:00

Disney Pixar's Up makes you want to hug an old person. It also breaks your heart. Yes it was adorable and beautiful because Pixar doesn't know how to be anything else. But its brilliancy lies in the fact that it hits on all emotional cylinders. I was gleeful. I was sad. I was angry. I was confused. Clearly I'm no film expert but isn't this mix of emotions what a good film is supposed to produce?

Also for anyone still reading this baby I've vowed to start writing again so tell your friends.

Let's Talk French

2009-04-21T09:36:00.010-04:00

This is Chester French. Their debut album "Love the Future" comes out today. They're on Pharell's Star Trek label. I've already had a chance to listen to it once through and all things considered, it is an impressive effort. It remains to be seen whether the music industry will fully catch on to what Max and D.A. are putting out but the fashion set has already taken notice.

How can you not? Their style is decidedly -- sometimes overly so -- anti-hipster, prepster or anything other -ster under which they might be classified. It's working for them. Today's WWD lauds D.A.'s "three-piece suits and bow-tie looks." (That sounds like it'd be a lyric in one of their songs). Months back when they were virtual unknowns they scored a L'uomo Vogue spread. Me, I dig the steez; it's irreverent, cocksure and unique. Kind of like "Love the Future."

1 Thing I Like About Julia

2009-04-17T10:24:00.014-04:00

I love finding out that actors aren't dumb. It also helps their cause if they have real, non-PR-icized hobbies and interests with which I can relate. Charities and fundraisers are all well and good but having dipped my toe in the public relations world I know it's mostly a bunch of phony, self-important hoopla.

Actress and lifelong Mets fan Julia Stiles wrote an article for the Wall Street Journal about opening day at brand-new Citi Field. It's not nostalgic in the least. In fact it's a pretty straight-forward account of one fan's relationship with the plainer, less glam of the two New York baseball clubs. Stiles opens with,

"Once again, the Yankees are harshing my mellow. .. With all the excitement of a new ballpark, now Mets fans are forced to share bragging rights again, as Yankee Stadium is rebuilt for nearly twice as much money, and without the baggage of a bailed-out bank for its name."

I'm not a Yankees or Mets fan but I enjoyed this unexpected review. Would I care if it weren't written by Julia Stiles? Probably not. But at least she's one more celebrity I can admire for something other than what bag she's toting. And did I mention the girl blogs?!

Mother May I

2009-04-14T15:33:00.014-04:00

Last night like most Mondays evenings I was watching How I Met Your Mother. It was a mediocre episode during which I spent most of the 22ish minutes pointing out all the ways they tried to hide both Cobie Smulders' (Robin) and Alyson Hannigan's (Lily) third trimester pregnancies. Hold a jacket over it! Lean over awkwardly! Get naked and cover it with a sheet!

Indeed as much as I love playing "Who's More Pregnant?" they need to go on with the show already. And by that I mean introduce the MOTHER! Please. And if you haven't yet casted her, feel free to choose any one of the excellent actresses from my Mother Wish List:

Rachel Bilson - Eats adorable for breakfast. Plus she's sassy but sweet, brunette and enough of a ball-buster in her Summer days to make you believe that she'd have Ted whipped.

Tiffany Amber-Thiessen Kelly Kapowski as the mother? Every Gen Y-er's (or are we Gen Xers?) head would explode.

Natalie Portman - Hear me out. For one, I have a feeling NP has comedic chops. We know Ted's favorite movie is Star Wars so wouldn't it just be so nerdy and cute? Lastly the anticipation has been so long that the mother should at least be an It girl and no one's hotter than Natalie.

Padma's Naked

2009-04-14T15:25:00.005-04:00

Really naked. I wonder if this shoot has anything to do with the forthcoming (and let's face it, probably better than the original) Top Chef Masters? It'll be hosted by former model (burn) and Eat Out NY host Kelly Choi. But yeah, Padma's naked.

Source: New York

This Story Starts in Murray Hill

2009-04-13T14:46:00.024-04:00

"...of course, with New York, a city you never just move to. Because you always remember the day you arrive."

It's somewhere around the 10 day mark when I feel the need to post something really substantial to make up for my lack of blogging. Well it's been what - more than a month now? Apologies but it's only today that I found something provoking enough to regurgitate.

It's -- wait for it -- a New York feature! Ta, um, da! My First New York is a sappy, cliched and sacchrine sweet cover about regular and famous people who wanted to and did move to New York. I loved it immediately. And since I still vividly remember my arrival in NYC, I thought it fitting to share -- EHOI?-style.

I landed at Kennedy Airport with two suitcases and an envelope of cash from my mother, carefully budgeted for two weeks' worth of groceries and transportation (it would all be gone within my first two nights in Murray Hill -- more on that later). I took a $75 cab ride to my month-long sublet in Williamsburg, on Richardson St. It reeked of cigarettes and clearly hadn't been cleaned since its erection. I took the apartment blind, meaning I had responded to a posting on Craigslist and talked to my roommate only a couple of times before deciding to take it. Why Williamsburg? Because I read from somewhere, (probably NY f-ing Mag) that it was a hip and cool neighborhood.

I was excited but terrified. I had interviews lined up but no job and, after 30 days, no place to live. My first meal was of course, pizza. I ate it on the sidewalk and stared at the old Italian men on the corner bodega thinking, "I am here. I always wanted to be here and now I am." I slept the lightest sleep of my life on the yellow(ing) futon since I hadn't purchased a bed yet. Those first few days were tough. I would be walking around and suddenly burst into tears out of fear that I had gotten myself in way too deep. The consummate achiever, I'm only happy when I'm challenged. But I feared this choice -- moving across the country with no real plan -- was over my head.

Luckily I had reinforcements. That first week I met up with a good friend who was in the city on vacation. We met at her hotel in Midtown East (which, ironically, is across the street from where I live now). Our first stop was Phebe's, a fratty but comparatively chill bar in the East Village whose clientele was 75% men in button down, wrinkle frees 25% girls in pearl earrings and cable knits. We decided to leave. This time we told our cab driver to take us to "the most fun place in the city." About 30 blocks later we stopped at the corner of 34th and 3rd - the heart of Murray Hill. It was and is the pulse of post-college, beer-swigging, meat market-seeking New York. We didn't leave until nearly dawn. We talked to everyone, drank everything and gushed over our hopeful futures (my friend too was on her way to her dream city - London). And we did it again the next night. It was the most independent I'd ever felt and I knew without hestitation that feeling was the reason I moved to New York. I would be fine.

I whittled away almost everything in that bank envelope within two nights but I like to think it was a sound investment in my happiness. And while I have now become part of the Murray Hill-mocking masses I will always be grateful for its unabashed doucheyness and welcoming atmosphere -- just not on the weekends.

Bourdain on Everyone Else

2009-03-11T17:37:00.013-04:00

No surprise to anyone: I worship most celebrity chefs. If your name isn't Sandra Lee and you cook on TV, I want to be you. Leading the pack is Anthony Bourdain, former chef, fantastic writer , host of Travel Channel's No Reservations and all around BAMF. As T.I. would say he's got "flow colder than February with extraordinary swag."

I recently read a series of reviews he wrote for MSN TV (hey, work's slow) called Culinary Picks and Pans. I don't watch all of the shows but still found every slide entertaining. He feels bad for martyr of the culinary world, Rocco DiSpirito ("It was a slow-motion car wreck, wasn't it?... I think Rocco's particular crime was that he was always such a talented cook"). He hates Spain... On the Road Again (aww) but thinks Mario Batali is "the smartest, funniest guy I know." Marching on with his anti-Rachael Ray crusade, Tony states "I think people respond to her because of her personality and not her cooking, which is pretty damned awful." Unforgiving... but true.

I agree with mostly everything until he bags on Mark Bittman, "And Mark Bittman, I don't think he adds value to anyone's TV show... I saw him make paella once on a TV show; he's been dead to me ever since." C'mon Tony, have a heart.

This American Screen Capture

2009-03-11T15:19:00.005-04:00

Several months ago I went to a live taping of NPR's This American Life in the Skirball Theatre at NYU. Salt and pepper haired fox, Ira Glass, and his entourage delivered a night of yuppy laughter and poignant silences. It was a perfectly balanced, good time. As if the memories weren't enough my former coworker Adam watched the DVD and found us prominently featured! Peep my shining moment, forever screen captured, in public radio history.

Shoulder Story

2009-03-05T15:29:00.013-05:00

Out of all the runway trends this past Fashion Week season, I was most delighted to see the strong shoulder. It's a little eighties (which, evidently, was an unavoidable allusion), a little military and a little futuristic. But mostly it's fun and adventurous -- what more could you ask of fashion?

Source: Style

Streeter's Revenge

2009-03-04T14:21:00.003-05:00

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

I am not usually a College Humor fan but this is the re-buttal prank to end all re-buttal pranks.

Segway Stylin'

2009-02-25T16:48:00.005-05:00

It's a Chanel segway. Retail price? Unclear but if the regular ol' bike is $12,000, I'm guessing it's in that ballpark. File this one under "Ridiculous Things Fashion People Try to Sell You."

Source: NYMag

My Top Chef Tirade

2009-02-25T13:07:00.010-05:00

Tonight will be the bittersweet ending of what turned out to be a pretty respectable season of Top Chef. Aside from its slow start and a bout of bad judgment (that judge Toby whathisface? Really Tom?), I am thrilled with the final three. Tonight's usual Cook the Best Meal of Your Life challenge should be a doozy and as long as he doesn't pull a Blais, it's Stefan's to win. I'm rooting for Miss Hootie myself because I do believe she cooks with heart. Hosea, I used to love you but you're a cheating bastard that should have his pee-pee cut off (he knows it, too - why else do you think he's posed like that?)

An Egg-cellent Surprise!

2009-02-21T17:39:00.003-05:00

I rarely post on the weekends but this morning's surprise from nature was too weird to wait until Monday. I cracked an egg on a frying pan, looked down and saw TWO yolks! Twins! I named them Cara and Mady.

Cooking with Mark Bittman

2009-02-18T18:18:00.008-05:00

My new favorite Twitterelationship (Twitter+relationship -- try to keep up) is with New York Times food writer/author/On the Road Again star Mark Bittman. In his latest "Minimalist" post, he proposes new ways to think about my favorite meal -- breakfast. His recipes are mouth-watering. For example, using leftover risotto (as if that'd ever happen to me) as the centerpiece for a morning entree:

"Breakfast risotto I can’t think of a leftover risotto I wouldn’t love at breakfast. But if you’re starting from scratch, fry sausage or pancetta in a little oil; add dried tomatoes, garlic, and onion, then rice. Make the risotto. Finish with cheese, parsley or sage, lemon juice."

Commence drooling now.

I Love the Nightlife, Baby

2009-02-17T10:38:00.008-05:00

Marc Jacobs' entire Fall '09 RTW collection reminds me of Jay McInerney's Story of My Life. It's the less famous, female version of Bright Lights, Big City. The heroine (and that's being generous) is Alison Poole. She and her drugged-out, moneyed galtourage take NYC by the horns and wind up... well, I won't ruin the ending but you can probably guess.

Source: Style

Moss is Boss

2009-02-16T10:20:00.006-05:00

"Model is not really enough of a word to describe Kate Moss. Even supermodel is similarly wrong, in spite of the fact that she is one of the few with legitimate claim to the title. When it comes to cool, Kate Moss is simply on a different plane than everyone else." -New York Magazine

With Fashion Week updates coming at me from all angles, I haven't had the time to narrow in and choose the most bloggable of shows or parties (although I got a backstage peek at Yigal Azrouel and, oh my, it's wonderful). But when I saw Kate Moss was a feature story, I took notice. The game-changing icon of the fashion world is everywhere - just flip through Vogue and you'll see at least three different ads in which she's the lead - but rarely does she give interviews. What's doubly exciting is that it seems Topshop is finally opening its Soho store. Yippee!

Ice, Ice Baby

2009-02-12T15:07:00.005-05:00

Mary Kate makes her best space chic face for Interview.

Only an Olsen could make a white blond wig look stylish. More evidence that MKO can pull ANYTHING off.

Source: PopSugar

Jake and Me

2009-02-11T10:36:00.010-05:00

(Disclaimer: I'm going to go Carrie Bradshaw on you guys for the next 20 words or so.) Last night was one of those perfect New York evenings that jumps from one totally different place to the next and it's all amazing and fabulous. Right after work I met up with my homie, Alia. Our goal for the evening, besides to have a rollocking good time, was to spend under $10 for dinner then head to Allen & Delancey for half-price cocktails. We hopped on the F and headed to Fried Dumpling, a seedy little joint on Allen that serves up the best pork and chive dumplings I've ever had. And you'll die when you hear what I spent:

5 perfect dumplings - $1
1 sesame pancake with beef - $.75
1 Poland Spring - $1

$2.75 for dinner and I was stuffed to the gills. So far so goood.

We skipped across Delancey to Allen & Delancey to get our drink on for 6 bucks. The cocktails had these whimsical names like "The Atlantic Ruin" and "William and Mary" plus they were quite lethal and delicious. About halfway through my drink I notice a guy with a newsboy cap walk in who looks a lot like Jake Gyllenhaal (ever heard of him?). Two seconds later he looks up with and oh, yup it IS him. My mind froze as did my ability to articulate anything but, "Alia. Jake. Gyllenhaal." In college I had a sad, torn little photo of him from Interview above my sorority house desk. We go way back. The rest of the night became a blurry, euphoric memory. And I love this city.

Cuts from The Cut

2009-02-10T16:34:00.004-05:00

I'd like to say I'm more excited about this than I am about this but that would be a big fat lie.

Source: NYMag's The Cut

PYTs

2009-02-10T10:53:00.008-05:00

Leo Dicap steady and newly crowned Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover model, Bar Rafaeli, tells Fashionista that she's hosting a revamp of MTV's House of Style. Now this show was a wee bit before my generation but I remember seeing Cindy Crawford, with a mic, interviewing celebs, somewhere warm. With the launch of my new go-to startup, Modelinia, which gives a peek into all things model, and now Bar's new gig, I think my model fix is finally beginning to be satisfied.

Pre-FW PR Rumor

2009-02-09T18:00:00.004-05:00

This is NOT ferosh:

"A little birdie told us that Project Runway will never make it on the air again. The source says that next week’s scheduled show will in fact happen to generate publicity and anticipation for the PR brand without ever being broadcast. Instead, it will help establish Harvey Weinstein’s place in the fashion industry..." -Fashionista

Can someone tell me this isn't true?

Fatty Foods Nation

2009-02-09T16:03:00.005-05:00

Holy double-bypass. An 100x100 In N' Out Burger. Courtesy of This Is Why You're Fat. You've heard of food porn. This site is food gluttony.

Bon Femme

2009-02-05T15:22:00.004-05:00

I just like her.

Source: The Sartorialist

How to Survive the Recession and Still Eat Well

2009-02-04T14:54:00.006-05:00

Oy. I received another one of those "How to EAT in NEW YORK during a RECESSION Survival Guide" PDFs. Of course it was from a guy working in finance and of course it included all the places I already frequent, both before the recession and after. There was a "Happy Hour" deals section that included The Anchor, a fairly swanky Soho bar that is already Banker Central and that is not cheap by any standards.

The most hilarious "survival tip" however is their page (and I kid you not) called "And when you hit rock bottom..." with this photo:

Pretty absurd if eating at Subway is your last resort.

Trader Joe's Is Ready for Its Close-up

2009-02-04T13:05:00.003-05:00

TJ's doesn't do commercials so I've long said I would happily do one for them, pro-bono. This dude with a Treo (him and I are the last ones one Earth with one) beat me to the punch.

Source: Serious Eats NY

Happy Feet

2009-02-03T17:15:00.009-05:00

According to The Big Money Americans are getting Ugglier. Nordies, Neimans and Saks all saw a double-digit drop in high-end luxury footwear sales (you know the usual suspects: Jimmy Choos, Manolos, Louboutins) in December. Meanwhile sales for the sheepskin shoe you love to hate rose 57%. Apparently even rich people are buying more Uggs because they're more comfortable. And who doesn't want to feel cozy in this wicked economy? Sorry -- Uggconomy.

Source: NYMag

Fashion Week Goes UWS

2009-02-03T10:41:00.004-05:00

Ze tents are moving to my favorite NYC neighborhood. WWD confirms that Fashion Week will relocate from Bryant Park to Lincoln Center, starting September 2010. Rumors of a move have been flying for a while but nothing congealed until the Times broke the story on Monday.

I wonder what UWSiders will think of the fashion crowd invading their 'hood.

To a T

2009-02-03T10:35:00.003-05:00

San Fran native Alexander Wang launched his new collection, T by Alexander Wang. Like everything else he creates I'm obsessed with it and want it all. Starting with the perfect t-shirt available for purchase at Saks.

The Death of Blogging

2009-01-30T10:54:00.008-05:00

Some Debbie Downer at The Economist gripes from his high-horse about how blogging, as the pioneers envisioned it, is dead.

"Blogging is simply too big, too impersonal, and lacks the intimacy that drew me to it... Today the blogosphere is so charged, so polarised, and so filled with haters hating that it’s simply not worth it"

Speaking from the flip side, I disagree that blogging as an intimate medium of expression is no longer true. For example one of my favorites is my friends', David and Molly DeFrank's blog about their daily lives, friends, family and adorable dogs. It's incredibly intimate and fun to read. The snarky, charged blogs are definitely what get the attention and hits so I see his point that some of that's been lost. But, as the writer points out, Gawker has already begun their layoffs. So maybe the oft-updated, celeb-watt blogs have had their hay-day.

CK 3

2009-01-29T16:40:00.002-05:00

As in... a threesome.

Not even on the air yet and it's already banned from late night cable. Nicely done, Calvin Klein. Remember when everyone thought Brooke Shields was scandalous? I don't remember either but I Love the 80's says everyone was.

Breaking: Sheena Got Manolos

2009-01-29T13:04:00.007-05:00

Today my best friend took a major step towards Womanhood: she bought her first pair of Manolo Blahniks. They are black booties with Velcro straps across the ankle and foot. Here's the email I received informing me of this momentous purchase:

Manolo’s are on sale.

My manager and I went.

I HAVE MANOLO”S NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they are INSANEly hot.

Congratulations. You win. Bitch. (Just kidding I'm thrilled. When I can I borrow them?)

I'mmmm Fifty!

2009-01-29T12:13:00.004-05:00

Hot damn. This here is 51-year-old Ines de la Fressange walking at the Gaultier Spring 2009 Couture show. Ever the showman, Jean-Paul Gaultier has once again brought an element of surprise to Paris. I mean she's 50! As an aside I've been obsessed with nearly every Couture show I've seen so far (especially Dior). The romance, the decadence, the complete disregard for what's going on in the economy. What's not to love?

Michelle O

2009-01-08T16:39:00.004-05:00

Yet Mrs. Obama did something bolder on the campaign trail and, in a sense, less expected. With flashcard clarity, she signaled an interest both in looking stylish and also in advancing the cause of American fashion and those who design and make it... as well as a forthright conviction that it is the woman who should wear the clothes and not the other way around. - The New York Times

The Make Better Issue

2009-01-08T10:03:00.006-05:00

In an effort to keep this year's resolutions, I've decided to enlist the 'nets (that's you, dear reader) to keep me accountable. If I stray from any of these promises to myself it's your fault:

1. Keep an organized closet. I recently returned from two weeks at home during which I spent many minutes poring through my mother's back issues of Martha Stewart Living. I've learned that besides a cursory knowledge in flower arrangement and how to roast the perfect [insert protein here], there's nothing Martha loves more than an orderly closet. Plus it'll be easier to find stuff.

2. Eat at least one piece of fruit or drink juice every day. Being home in Central California reminded me that fruit tastes good. But I anticipate this one will be the most challenging because sorry East Coast your fruit sucks.

3. Slow down. 90% of my daily frustrations come from my rushing through the day, trying to get something done while I'm in the middle of something else. I think this is annoying.

Suck it, 2009!

I Promise to Write

2009-01-07T14:29:00.006-05:00

I die over overpriced stationary made by famous designers.

Source: NYMag

It's the Economy, Stupid

2008-12-22T14:00:00.002-05:00

"It's really sad - the recession is everywhere. But at least they are having good sales," said Olsen, who pointed to her hat. "That's where I got this! The recession!" -NY Post Page Six

NPH on SNL

2008-12-21T21:07:00.005-05:00

Ready?

Wait for it.

How I Met Your Mother star, Neil Patrick Harris is hosting oh-nine's first SNL. So make sure you hit the dry cleaner's to get that champagne and cheap eggroll vomit off your New Year's Eve outfit because you're going to need to SUIT UP for this.

(That didn't really work, right? Okay then something else about the new year and looking your best.)

No, You Can't Have a Venti

2008-12-19T15:35:00.010-05:00

The Guggenheim unveiled an exciting, avant-garde exhibit about... coffee. Lots of confused museum-goers lined up on the spirally Gugg ramps thinking they were scoring some free samples from a new cafe. Once they reached the front, lo and behold slash TA DA! It's ART! WTF! Mind is blowing.

Specifically, it's an installation art piece called "theanyspacewhatever," an "experiential exhibit, one that emphasizes the artistic for senses beyond just sight."

I don't get it. Three barristas behind a bar handing out espresso and cappuccinos is art? Whatever. Free coffee!

Source: NYTimes City Room

Carine Mobilizes the Masses

2008-12-19T14:44:00.007-05:00

"The magazine has taken the unusual step of placing a want ad in its December/January issue to invite readers to send in old copies to rebuild its archives in time for its 90th anniversary next year."

The makings of the best collage a tube of paste has ever seen.

The College Years

2008-12-17T14:42:00.003-05:00

No one would throw a shoe at this guy.

Source: Time

Did Doo.Ri Bite from PR Winner, Leanne?

2008-12-16T15:05:00.007-05:00

Maybe just a little?

From Doo.Ri's Pre-Fall '08 Collection:

Two looks from Leanne's finale collection:

Different fabrics, sure. But similar palette and those unmistakable Leanne waves.

No Bull, Just Style

2008-12-16T14:08:00.004-05:00

Campbell Brown, host of CNN's No Bias, No Bull, ball-buster, and my personal journo girl crush will appear in this month's Vogue.

So cool I'll forgive Anna for putting Anne Whats-Her-Face on the cover.

Of Chains and Jewels

2008-12-16T10:25:00.006-05:00

It's Prada and I saw it in Cookie Magazine. Given those circumstances I'm giving myself 15 years to own it and many things like it.

Padma's Classified Ad

2008-12-11T18:09:00.009-05:00

Joshua Stein, Gawker's resident Top Chef blogger wants you or rather, all of us to help Padma find a mate. He's even taken the time to draft a classified ad!:

"SIF, 38, looks like Pocahantas but actually the other Indian. Ex-Model/Cookbook author. Likes weed, alcohol, partying, NPR. ISO SM, 18-92, must like pets. Non smoking a plus. Fatwa OK."

Quit Wining

2008-12-09T17:47:00.004-05:00

All kinds of wrong: "Wine and beer will be offered to customers in baby bottles."

Quick! Send in your best Freudian analyses ASAP.

The Power of the Bagel

2008-12-09T09:59:00.023-05:00

Here's a light and touching tale of the senses for your Tuesday morning. A woman gets in a car accident and mostly loses her sense of smell. Shortly after she moves to New York. Not being able to smell in New York! Imagine.

"Penn Station’s public restroom smelled the same as Jacques Torres’s chocolate shop on Hudson Street. I knew that New York possessed a further level of meaning, but I had no access to it, and I worked hard to ignore what I could not detect.

You know that feeling when you smell something and recognize it but can't quite pinpoint? It'd be like that but everyday and all the time. Sounds terribly frustrating. Then one magical day she walks by La Bagel Delight (which I haven't heard of but will obviously search) and catches a whiff of something from her memory.

"The warm, oven-kissed scent combined yeast and sesame and, perhaps, early weekend breakfasts at my grandparents’ house upstate."

Bagels resurrected her ability to smell! If that's not a miracle from above, I don't know what is.
Source: New York Times

iWeezy

2008-12-08T11:31:00.005-05:00

This is why I should get an iPhone.

Felicity Stripped

2008-12-04T16:34:00.007-05:00

Whoa. Keri Russell oozing sex-appeal and a little splash o' danger in this Details photo spread. Not a chunky sweater or birds' nest 'do in sight. Love it.

Source: PopSugar

Hope

2008-12-04T14:32:00.002-05:00

Fashion’s bubble doesn’t exist in a world of logic or rationale. It trades, rather, on fantasy about yourself and about a more attractive, more glamorous version of the world. For the moment, that bubble might be shrinking. But will it pop for good? Never. -"It's the Economy, Darling" NYMag

Happy Birthday Hov

2008-12-04T10:47:00.004-05:00

Shawn Carter is 39 today! Wonder where he'll be celebrating tonight...

Cougar

2008-12-03T15:42:00.004-05:00

“I only have two speeds— either matronly or a little too slutty. I have to be steered away from cheetah print.” - Tina Fey

The Voices

2008-12-03T11:01:00.007-05:00

Because everyone loves a list, my top five singers of all time. Prompted by Rolling Stone's 100 Greatest Singers of All Time list:

My Top 5 (In no particular order):

Kurt Cobain

Stevie Wonder

Van Morrison

Nina Simone

Elton John

Honorable Mentions: Alicia Keys, James Taylor, Don Henley.

Who made your list?

Matilda and Michelle

2008-12-02T17:38:00.008-05:00

Not only does she have the best baby name in Hollywood, but how cute is Matilda in her little Uggs?! I die.

Source: Jezebel

French Vogue Editor's Daughter Speaks

2008-12-02T16:59:00.012-05:00

Despite the buzz and speculation it seems life may not be imitating art a la Devil Wears Prada after all. Julia Restoin-Roitfeld said of rumors that her mom will replace Anna Wintour: "I don’t know how that rumor started. She loves Paris too much — she’d never leave."

Iron Chef Cat Cora Spills the Beans on 6th Chef

2008-12-02T12:05:00.002-05:00

Mel's Diner: Iron Chef Cat Cora from Broadcasting & Cable on Vimeo.
Yessss.

Hot Sunnies

2008-12-02T10:47:00.010-05:00

Rayban's new/old Clubmaster shades are easy like Sunday morning. I want.

Source: Fashionista

Cheap Tranny Mess

2008-12-01T13:10:00.008-05:00

Christian Soriano to design a line of footwear for Payless Shoe Source.

My favorite PR alum is both bankable and practical.

Michael Phelps Endorses -- Ooh! Look! Shiny!

2008-11-25T12:00:00.007-05:00

Speedo, Visa, Subway, that one really annoying AT&T commercial and his latest... ADHD. Anyone else think his endorsements are getting a little out of hand?

Because It's Sad Blogging on Holidays

2008-11-25T10:31:00.002-05:00

See you after Black Friday!

Is 8 Billion the Loneliest Number?

2008-11-24T11:05:00.011-05:00

Contrary to popular belief: a big resounding NO. NYMag examines the myth that New York is an alienating place to live and that New Yorkers are the loneliest people in the country.

".. the picture of cities—and New York in particular—that has been emerging from the work of social scientists is that the people living in them are actually less lonely. Rather than driving people apart, large population centers pull them together, and as a rule tend to possess greater community virtues than smaller ones."

From my own paltry experience, NYC can be a lonely place but as soon as you make the decision to not feel alone, it transforms into the high-energy, exciting and challenging place you came all the way here for.

Give Me Chocolate and Clean Sheets or Give me Death

2008-11-21T16:20:00.010-05:00

Jezebel posed an interesting question: in these tough times, what's your "necessary luxury?" Always on a budget, it took me a while to figure out how to answer this. I don't fancy myself an indulgent, careless spender but there are definitely items I can't, come hell or high water, imagine giving up:

1. Chocolate - I must eat it every day. Period.
2. Drop-off laundry service at least once every two weeks - I'll gladly skip dinner but if my pillowcase isn't Tide-fresh is there a reason to go on?

And that's it. My indulgence list used to include daily Starbucks, but no longer (Thank you, office coffee-maker). I'm a regular city monk.

If You're Happy & You Know It...

2008-11-21T14:21:00.007-05:00

...chances are, you're not watching a lot of television.

Makes sense because watching TV is escapist. And watching a lot of TV requires no thinking or interaction, which are unhappy peoples' M.O.

Dirty Shower Curtain

2008-11-20T17:03:00.007-05:00

How badass and saucy is this Patrick McMullan Studio 54 shower curtain? Good news. You can buy it for me at Urban Outfitters!

Source: Fashionista

Elegance vs. Despair

2008-11-19T17:49:00.001-05:00

"But Elegance must always win in the cage match against Despair, and therefore one must drag oneself out of the customary fetal position and subway uptown to investigate luxurious clothing, however unaffordable." -The New York Times

Infloowence. I haz it.

2008-11-19T13:42:00.014-05:00

A dear friend of mine Susan was recently approached by her company to make a speech for Toastmasters. She read my previous post about the meaning of lolcats and became intrigued. So much in fact that she decided to make them the subject of her speech in front of many fancy, successful adults. An excerpt:

"One of my closest friends, Nikki, has a blog called “Ever Heard of it?” Her blog is centered around food, fashion, and pop culture. Naturally, since I read US Weekly and watch the Food Network, I have usually heard of it. Until…now. Lolcats. Have YOU ever heard of it?"

I am deeply touched and honored. (Also sweet EHOI plug). Kthxbye!

"We have seen the lolcats, and they are us."

2008-11-17T16:19:00.011-05:00

There are two people in the Internet-using world: those who "get" lolcats and those who don't. To the latter I say unto you, WTF? They're hilarious and adorable. And the misspelling? Genius.

But with anything that resonates so deeply and stirs so much passion among so many people, there is a deeper meaning. Jay Dixit explains in his dissertation published on Salon.com:

"The lolcats, the Internet's most famous felines, may be hilarious. But in their yearning, I see nothing less than the tragedy of the human condition."

Oh it's so GOOD.

A Very JT Weekend Update

2008-11-17T15:50:00.004-05:00

Guess what? All the SNL skits you're supposed to think are funny are actually funny if Justin Timberlake does them:

John Lamer

2008-11-13T12:32:00.003-05:00

It's confirmed. John Mayer is now bored, bitter and annoying. Nice voice though.

Top Chef & The City (kind of)

2008-11-13T10:24:00.015-05:00

So begins another season of languid Padma Lakshmi, haughty Tom Colicchio and their ragtag crop of new Cheftestants. Last night's Top Chef revealed a more international cast, ranging from Finnish to Italian to New Jersey. Right out of the gate the 17 chefs FOF (fresh off the ferry) are told that the last to finish the quickfire would go home then and there. Buzzkill dude. Goodbye, wife who's husband is currently serving in Iraq. You're cute and all but as Padma said, "Survival of the fittest." Let the games begin!

The apple-peeling frenzy was a cute play on NYC but also really gnarly. I guess the days of making your own deep-dish pizza are over (the first quickfire from last season, in case you forgot). The 16 survivors move into their Manhattan loft. But wait something didn't quite look right. As anyone who lives in New York can see, that apartment was not ON the island but in (wait for the disdain) Brooklyn. Williamsburg, but still. It's still sweet digs just not the city.

Bonding (and eventual backstabbing we hope) ensues. "Team Rainbow" consists of the tatted-out blonde girl from San Fran, scrawny culinary school guy and huge tatted-out guy. Awkward. My favorite loft scene was when the Finnish guy (I promise within three episodes I will learn their names) is screaming about the difference between an emulsion and a vinegarette. Because we all know arguments are escalated much quicker when at least one guy has a thick accent.

The elimination challenge was an awesome start. What better way to showcase New York's melting pot than an ethnic food showdown? None, is the correct answer. There were many interesting dishes, including Eugene's accidentally classic Indian dish and Leah's yummy looking Italian fish dish. In the end Finland took down the Melting Pot challenge with a dish I can't actually remember. Just before the winner was announced Padma points out, with the exception of one season, the first elimination challenge winner has gone on to become Top Chef. Innnnnteresting. Does anyone know which season this is?

Predictably the culinary student gets schooled and sent home packing. Thus ends the first episode of a much-anticipated season. From the looks of it, it's going to be a good one.

Barefoot Wins Over those Cads at Esquire

2008-11-12T17:47:00.011-05:00

Esquire is doing this thing where they endorse things and people they like. Examples: a six-dollar can of tuna, two-week vacations. Thrilling stuff.

But being the witty and disingenuous mag Esquire is, there's also a "Things Esquire Endorses Quietly (But Don't Tell Anyone)" feature. Oh you guys never stop! But in all seriousness, it's pretty dumb until number 5 of 24: Barefoot Contessa. Food Network royalty. Queen of the food pro. Goddess of all my East Hampton fantasies. So fabulous even the metrosexuals and secret metrosexuals adore her. Props, guys at Esq..

Top Chef Returns

2008-11-12T11:06:00.006-05:00

Wednesdays are back. Top Chef, the most savory of all reality shows, premieres tonight. I'm quivering with anticipation. A review from the NYTimes:

So often on “Top Chef” (which begins its fifth season on Wednesday on Bravo), as in life, it is simple misjudgments that result in failure — the mistakes people make when they know better... People may lose it around Mile 12, even though you know they could really run the full marathon.

Dale, for umpteenth time, you were robbed.

Straight Talk Express

2008-11-05T14:46:00.006-05:00

Not 100% reflective of my political activity prior to six months ago but pretty darn close.

Don't judge me, America, I voted for the right candidate. We both got what we wanted. Now please commence airing Jeopardy during it's regularly scheduled time. Kthx.

Source: Someecards

'Tis the Season

2008-11-05T14:13:00.002-05:00

Red Cups are at Starbucks which signals the beginning of the glorious holiday season! Best. Marketing scheme. Ever.

What Michelle Wore

2008-11-05T10:17:00.011-05:00

Many Americans and many more critics disliked Michelle Obama's outfit at Grant Park last night. I, however, loved it. I thought the black and red palette the Obamas wore was unexpected and slightly daring. It's worth pointing out that Michelle continued to stay away from horrible pantsuits (ahem, Hill). Instead she took a risk by going for the black and red, usually non-traditional for politics. The result: sexy, confident and classy. The frock in question was from Narcisco Rodriguez's Spring 2009 RTW.

Sources: Frockwriter, Style.com

A Letter from Barack

2008-11-05T09:50:00.005-05:00

Look! I opened my email this morning and found a message from our new Prezzie-Elect:

Nikki --

I'm about to head to Grant Park to talk to everyone gathered there, but I wanted to write to you first.

We just made history.

And I don't want you to forget how we did it.

You made history every single day during this campaign -- every day you knocked on doors, made a donation, or talked to your family, friends, and neighbors about why you believe it's time for change.

I want to thank all of you who gave your time, talent, and passion to this campaign.

We have a lot of work to do to get our country back on track, and I'll be in touch soon about what comes next.

But I want to be very clear about one thing...

All of this happened because of you.

Thank you,

Barack

Yeah We Did

2008-11-05T09:38:00.004-05:00

Source: Reuters

I Luv JT

2008-11-04T10:48:00.003-05:00

I shouldn't like this but I do. Is it just me or is his voice getting higher?

Puppy Soup Kitchen Opens in Berlin

2008-11-03T17:21:00.007-05:00

Take a break from scrounging the Internet for snarky, last-minute political commentary and look: A soup kitchen for pets of the unemployed or homeless. I wonder if they serve CHOWder. Or maybe some Orange RUFFie fish? Or wait how about some yummy MulligaPAWny soup?

Fake Kozy Prank-Calls Palin

2008-11-03T16:43:00.009-05:00

Ah haha. Okay this is so old* it's growing mildew but nonetheless needs to continue to spread as much as possible. A Canadian radio station prank-calling Sarah Palin pretending to be French prez, Nicolas Sarkozy.

Sarah P:"We should go hunting together!"

*Old in Internet time = longer than half a day. In this case it's been up for two whole days.

You're Uggly!

2008-11-03T12:59:00.006-05:00

As a true Santa Barbarian, I love Uggs. I proudly wear them around New York and care not about judgemental looks from women wearing "real" shoes. I am unabashedly pro-Ugg and apparently am not alone. Just ignore the propagandic message about them being bad for foot health (cmon, that's not a real thing). And to my fellow Uggers in NYC: it's going to be a brutal winter; see you out there.

The Original

2008-10-31T16:55:00.007-04:00

Cindy Crawford posing, nay killing it, for French Vogue's November 2008 issue.

Source: Eye 4 Style

Haaaave You Seen Barney's Blog?

2008-10-31T15:36:00.007-04:00

Sorry, Office. I think there's a new favorite show in town. It's hipper, funnier (okay it's a DIFFERENT funny) and takes place in New York (an automatic plus.) How I Met Your Mother. Give it a chance. But even if you don't, please read my favorite character, the wingman to end all wingmen, Barney's Blog. He'll teach you about Bro-dom, how to be Awesome and other useful things that are exponentially funnier if you watched the show. Here's a vintage Barney clip to whet your appetite:

Treat

2008-10-31T10:48:00.003-04:00

A throwback but a goodie: Jerry Seinfeld's I'm Telling You for the Last Time. A hilarious stand-up routine that'll put you in the right mood all day.